anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles) —
that’s it that’s the whole argument.
That’s literally the best way i’ve ever seen to describe it.
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
I feel like it’s not okay for me to be laughing so hard at this.
Both sentences that will be uttered at my funeral.
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
♕ I am blood of the dragon, she told herself. I am Daenerys Stormborn, Princess of Dragonstone.
Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god
how to be cool
A) cool sunglasses emoji
is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format
Never forget that you are the protagonist of your own story
and the antagonist of someone else’s!
And a possible love interest in some other peoples! 0u0
This might just be the single most inspiration thing I have ever seen on the internet.
You are also a supporting character to a lots of people’s stories. You might even be the kind stranger who unintentionally turns someone’s life around for the better.